My phone broke so if we are friends and I’m normally texting you but you haven’t heard from me in a while that’s why. If we’re not friends and I don’t normally text you you’re missing out because I’m hilarious
A song about me
Got a 38 special in a 45 frame. Aint gonna miss ‘cause I got dead aim.
Johnny Paycheck - I’m The Only Hell (Mama Ever Raised)
All you toughies out there who think you’re an outlaw for, I dunno, drinking whiskey and having a really long beard or other things that are straight up legal, take a listen to this near-disco anthem and tell me how much of a bad ass you feel like after it puts a little wiggle in your walk.
No one has wished me happy Hannukah. America.
Don’t hear much trumpet in bluegrass but here we are.